Monday, September 7, 2009

I have the answer

A number of years ago, my friend Jeremy and I were chatting and he asked me the question:
"At what age do men start grunting when they go to the toilet?"


I was all "omigod, WHAT do you mean?". He said that in some public washrooms, he'll overhear other stall members grunt and go on... Now, this is something totally unheard of for females. We won't even fart in a public washroom... and we never grunt. Even in private.

I asked RJ about this. Is it true? Has he ever heard strange noises emitting from other stalls? Alas, it is true. He even heard a guy sing "Wild Thing". Again, unheard of for females.

So, "At what age do men start grunting when they go to the toilet?"
Well, I have the answer.
1 month old. Men start grunting when going to the toilet at 1 month old.

Yup, you got it. Cole has actually grunted on occasion and it made me think of Jeremy.
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