Things I Don't Understand

* How coffee can smell soooo good and yet taste so bad

* How did Glee get such good singers?

* Why do the BEST shows only last two seasons? Arrested Development, funniest show ever. Firefly, coolest show ever. Flight of the Conchords, wackiest show ever. Deadwood, most cuss words in a show ever.

* The placebo effect.

* Homeopathy.

* If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? Where does it end? Does it end? Will this blog ever end?

* Really, are there Gen Y kids that have never seen Star Wars A New Hope?? I don't understand.

* Why do I fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off?

* Why this crazy state voted against Daylight Savings and extended trading hours. I could blog and blog and blog about this. I mean, it's unnatural to have light at 5.15 in the morning. Unnatural I tell you. Don't get me started.

* How something so small as my baby Cole can have such dinosaur-sized poos! I mean, they are something to behold!

* Why RJ feels the need to "talk" to other drivers. Dude, they can't hear you.
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