The Zoe Chronicles - Honorable mention

Dear Zoe,

I forgot to mention...

You love frozen food. Yes, that's right, eating it frozen. Now this was a little idiosyncrosy that Daddy had to get used to with Mommy as it seems that the Simpson family likes to eat frozen foods. So, in addition to the curly hair, sweaty hands and feet, and fuzzy hair all over your body, I have passed another not-so-favourite trait of mine to you.

Frozen pancakes.
Frozen peas.
Frozen carrots.
Ice.

Yes, ice. If your evil parents would let you, all you'd eat all day is ice. We've now succumbed to lying to you. Freezer is broken. We don't have any ice. All the frozen peas are gone. You point to the freezer and make the "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" action (hands shaking uncontrolably).

So, we've had to ration fruit (one per day at morning tea only), now we have to ration frozen foods (frozen peas at afternoon tea)..... as one dinner all you would eat was ice.

Frozen pancakes are delicious though,
Love,
Mommy

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