...and came home a little giggly.
RJ: I don't think I can hold my liquor anymore. I only had 2 pints.
Me: RJ, dude, you haven't been a 2 pint man in a looooong time.
Me: In fact, you're more of a 2 bottle boy.
Me: Yup, you're my 2 bottle boy.
RJ: Does it bother you that I can't drink like I used to?
Me: Baby, I'm straight edge. And, anyways, if you were passed out drunk in my garden, naked, I physically wouldn't be able to lift you up.
Me: And, we're on one salary. It's actually convenient that you are a cheap date.
RJ: Why would I be naked?
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