So, I was at my friend's house recently -- I won't dob her in (but, Nadia, you know who you are) and I must tell you about her place. She has one of those gorgeous designer-looking two stories, with a kitchen to die for. To my envy, I think her oven even works properly. She has beautiful stainless steel appliances -- her shi-shi cake mixer even sings her lullabies. The streamlined fridge gives her hot water, cold water, ice, and I'm pretty sure the morning news. And, I think her dishwasher was coming on to me. It was all "Hey baby, how YOU doin". I think it was loaded.
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But, now I've seen it all. She has DESIGNER TOILET PAPER. It was a pleasure going to the toilet because if you are like me (and ok, so maybe not too many people are), you like nice things, and OMIGOD this toilet paper was gorgeous. It was a friendly weave with appealing brown and soft green geometric designs. Ok, so I can't describe it well enough for you to appreciate, but I must say, if you're in the area, ask her if you can use her loo. How have I missed out on decorating my WC??? How bland am I with just PLAIN WHITE TOILET PAPER?? I don't even have a fancy weave.
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